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Daddy Needs a Beer by Greg Betz (Book Review)

Being a dad is hard. Laughing about it is mandatory!

Packed with laugh-out-loud honesty, Daddy Needs a Beer is the brutally funny, baby-told tribute to fatherhood that’s every bit exhausting, challenging, and the best gift dad never knew he needed.

Perfect for:

  • Dads who tell the worst jokes

  • Husbands who “supervise” bedtime

  • Father’s Day shoppers

Grab a copy, crack a beer, and give Dad what he really wants this year — a break and a good laugh.

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I received a complimentary copy of this book from Reedsy Discovery.  I voluntarily chose to read and post an honest review.

 

Parenthood is exhausting. From the moment our little ones enter our lives, we are on the go, go, go. It’s a messy and (yes) stinky job. We are our child(ren)’s chef, bather, butt wiper, playmate, doctor, teacher, and much more. Is it no wonder so many parents are operating on fumes by the end of the day? And let’s be real here: many parents enjoy an alcoholic beverage at the end of the day if time permits it or you’re not too fatigued to enjoy it.

Daddy Needs a Beer is a delightfully humorous story from a baby’s perspective. From the morning the infant awakens till it’s time to say good night, the baby acknowledges everything their father does without complaint while also weaving in the topic of a beer into each daddy-baby moment. The dad’s reaction to changing a diaper, a task all parents can relate to, is a perfect example. His smile while holding the dirty diaper with two fingers is a scene that could easily be from any parent’s life, and it’s sure to bring a chuckle to your lips.

The adorable baby in Daddy Needs a Beer loves every moment spent with their father, as do numerous other children. They remark they have nothing to fear when their dad throws them up into the air while recognizing that babies are heavy so that the act will tire the parent’s muscles. Oh, how true that is! Babies and toddlers love to be picked up, but it takes a toll over time. Babies aren’t the only ones who can benefit from a nap. Though the child could not verbalize their appreciation in words, their laughter and smiling face spoke volumes. Every smile, giggle, and hug makes all the sore muscles and sleepless nights worth it.

Every father-child moment featured in Daddy Needs a Beer has happened or will happen with you and your little one. Remember these points for those who are iffy about reading a book where a child keeps putting dad and beer in the same thought. Kids are quite perceptive, so their mental thinking, “Daddy is earning that beer,” is probably more accurate than we think. Second, many parents drink cocktails, beer, wine, or spirits, so let’s not tip our noses to the comedic storyline. Lastly, the dad didn’t drink while the baby was awake. He waited until the child was asleep for the night. Again, this is a move many parents make every day.

Messes come in all sizes, and mealtime is high on that list with young children. I laughed at the prints along the floor and wall, in the father spoon-feeding his baby. That is a lesson to all parents: use a highchair next time so the child can’t crawl away. I love that the illustrator presented the father in a blue silhouette. It allows fathers reading the story to picture themselves as the central star.

Daddy Needs a Beer is a wonderful, amusing story that shows how hard parents work and, most importantly, the child’s appreciation for everything we do. Daddy Needs a Beer is perfect for soon-to-be fathers or as a Father’s Day gift. “Grab a copy, crack a beer, and give Dad what he really wants this year — a break and a good laugh.”

Heart Rating System:
1 (lowest) and 5 (highest) 
Score: ❤❤❤❤❤

Amazon Purchase Link

 

 

Meet the Author

I’m a first-time author sharing a lighthearted, heartfelt look at fatherhood. This playful, rhyming picture book captures the messy, funny, and loving moments that make parenting unforgettable—for kids and parents alike.
 

 

 

 

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Daddy Needs a Beer by Greg Betz (Book Review)

Being a dad is hard. Laughing about it is mandatory!

Packed with laugh-out-loud honesty, Daddy Needs a Beer is the brutally funny, baby-told tribute to fatherhood that’s every bit exhausting, challenging, and the best gift dad never knew he needed.

Perfect for:

  • Dads who tell the worst jokes

  • Husbands who “supervise” bedtime

  • Father’s Day shoppers

Grab a copy, crack a beer, and give Dad what he really wants this year — a break and a good laugh.

Amazon Purchase Link

 

 

I received a complimentary copy of this book from Reedsy Discovery.  I voluntarily chose to read and post an honest review.

 

Parenthood is exhausting. From the moment our little ones enter our lives, we are on the go, go, go. It’s a messy and (yes) stinky job. We are our child(ren)’s chef, bather, butt wiper, playmate, doctor, teacher, and much more. Is it no wonder so many parents are operating on fumes by the end of the day? And let’s be real here: many parents enjoy an alcoholic beverage at the end of the day if time permits it or you’re not too fatigued to enjoy it.

Daddy Needs a Beer is a delightfully humorous story from a baby’s perspective. From the morning the infant awakens till it’s time to say good night, the baby acknowledges everything their father does without complaint while also weaving in the topic of a beer into each daddy-baby moment. The dad’s reaction to changing a diaper, a task all parents can relate to, is a perfect example. His smile while holding the dirty diaper with two fingers is a scene that could easily be from any parent’s life, and it’s sure to bring a chuckle to your lips.

The adorable baby in Daddy Needs a Beer loves every moment spent with their father, as do numerous other children. They remark they have nothing to fear when their dad throws them up into the air while recognizing that babies are heavy so that the act will tire the parent’s muscles. Oh, how true that is! Babies and toddlers love to be picked up, but it takes a toll over time. Babies aren’t the only ones who can benefit from a nap. Though the child could not verbalize their appreciation in words, their laughter and smiling face spoke volumes. Every smile, giggle, and hug makes all the sore muscles and sleepless nights worth it.

Every father-child moment featured in Daddy Needs a Beer has happened or will happen with you and your little one. Remember these points for those who are iffy about reading a book where a child keeps putting dad and beer in the same thought. Kids are quite perceptive, so their mental thinking, “Daddy is earning that beer,” is probably more accurate than we think. Second, many parents drink cocktails, beer, wine, or spirits, so let’s not tip our noses to the comedic storyline. Lastly, the dad didn’t drink while the baby was awake. He waited until the child was asleep for the night. Again, this is a move many parents make every day.

Messes come in all sizes, and mealtime is high on that list with young children. I laughed at the prints along the floor and wall, in the father spoon-feeding his baby. That is a lesson to all parents: use a highchair next time so the child can’t crawl away. I love that the illustrator presented the father in a blue silhouette. It allows fathers reading the story to picture themselves as the central star.

Daddy Needs a Beer is a wonderful, amusing story that shows how hard parents work and, most importantly, the child’s appreciation for everything we do. Daddy Needs a Beer is perfect for soon-to-be fathers or as a Father’s Day gift. “Grab a copy, crack a beer, and give Dad what he really wants this year — a break and a good laugh.”

Heart Rating System:
1 (lowest) and 5 (highest) 
Score: ❤❤❤❤❤

Amazon Purchase Link

 

 

Meet the Author

I’m a first-time author sharing a lighthearted, heartfelt look at fatherhood. This playful, rhyming picture book captures the messy, funny, and loving moments that make parenting unforgettable—for kids and parents alike.
 

 

 

 

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Darkest Hours: Expanded Edition by Mike Thorn (Book Review)

cover image / art by Mikio Murakami

 

Between the covers of Darkest Hours, you will find academics in distress; humans abusing monsters; demons terrorizing people; ghostly reminiscences; resurrected trauma; and occult filmmaking. Ranging from satirical to dreadful, these sixteen stories share a distinct voice: urgent, sardonic, and brutal.  

This expanded edition includes a new foreword by Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) and author notes for every story describing Thorn’s process, influences, and more. This updated release also features seventeen of Thorn’s essays on horror cinema, which cover films by Tobe Hooper, George A. Romero, Rob Zombie, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Craven, and Dario Argento, among others.   

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(review request submitted by the author for an honest critique) 

 

When I look at anthologies (multiple authors) or a compilation of works by a single author, I hope to walk away loving 1/2 of the short stories. With Darkest Hours: Expanded Edition by Mike Thorn, 11 out of the 16 horror tales scored a 4 or 5. That’s huge! It just shows you how well Mike Thorn crafted each storyline. 

Each story caused various reactions from me. Here are some examples:

 

HairAs a germaphobe, the idea of hair getting in my food or the possibility of eating hair is nightmarish. Ugh, just thinking about it makes my stomach turn. However, the inquisitive part of me wanted to know about hair fetishes. Oh my word, my browser history would raise some eyebrows. Curiosity made me read about hair eating (trichophagia), Rapunzel Syndrome (basically, hairballs), trichophia, and pubephilia. I’ll let readers of my review look those up for themselves. 🙂

While the plot 100% disturbed me and grossed me out, I was fascinated by the medical information surrounding the perversion to hair. 

Economy These DaysThis story wasn’t gory or horrific. It was, however, very plausible. In desperate times, people will do anything for money. So, I can absolutely fathom someone using their body as a punching bag. $450 a day, $2,250 a week, 9K a month, that amount of money is too irresistible to resist. Economy These Days made me wonder what I would do if there were no hope in sight. What would be my price? 

Lucio Schluter: In real life, humans are the real monsters of the world. They are the ones who abduct, inflict pain, suffering, torture, and kill. Every adult has probably watched at least one documentary of a famous serial killer, so you know the horrors that lurk in this world. For me, when Mike Thorn writes about plausible scenarios, that’s the stories that haunt me the most. The ones I won’t soon forget. 

 

Quick responses to 5 more stories featured in the Darkest Hours: Expanded Edition:

 

I’m never camping, thanks to Fusion!!! 

Mirrors are overrated, so I have no issue tossing all of mine in the trash. The possible result if I don’t is scary as shit! (Story, Long Man)

Mired: The absolute horror of the story was the blob eating all the textbooks. 😀

I’ve had many conversations about ghosts, so I loved the philosophical and theoretical discussions in Speaking of Ghosts. I wouldn’t want to face the actual outcome presented in the tale. Nope, I like to live in a world in hypotheticals. Leave the “seeing is believing” for other folks. 🙂

Mike Thorn ended the compilation with a fascinating tale. It’s a story through the eyes of a ghost. Remembering Absence wasn’t gory. It was another “thinker” story. While I love a good gory tale, I found this type of story sticks with you much longer because you’ll find yourself talking about the possibility of such an occurrence with your friends. 

 

After reading the sixteen stories, I learned several important facts.

No sober person had any supernatural encounters. Nothing good happens after dark, so stay the F*** home. Oh, and mirrors are evil so get rid of them! Now! 

 

Heart Rating System:
1 (lowest) and 5 (highest) 
Score: ❤❤

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Mike Thorn is the author of the short story collection Darkest Hours. His fiction has appeared in numerous magazines, anthologies and podcasts, including Vastarien, Dark Moon Digest, The NoSleep Podcast, Tales to Terrify, and Prairie Gothic. His film criticism has been published in MUBI Notebook, The Film Stage, and Vague Visages. He completed his M.A. with a major in English literature at the University of Calgary, where he wrote a thesis on epistemophobia in John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness.

Connect with him on Twitter (@MikeThornWrites) or visit his website for more information: mikethornwrites.com.

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